Saturday, August 1, 2009

Yiling Goh is taking part in "AJC POETRY COMPETITION" WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF 24 POEMS. HAHAHAHA. This is like writting in black and white- "Hi, My name is GYL and I am a bookworm." I think they will die reading that many poems.

LOL I JUST REALISED SOMETHING.
THERE IS AN UNINTENTIONAL PUN IN MY POEM.

Stranger

Impeccable complexion and gorgeous flowing hair
She touches up her made up face with extraordinary care
Pouting lips that are full of hope, Coruscating eyes that seem to glow
She ambles pass the unknown stranger and his gaze shifted low

Endless legs that greeted him enticed him at every angle
This enthralling stranger has ambushed him in a tangle
Her inviting gait was welcoming him this very second
And he did not even seem to mind that he had died in her hands

Lol. It makes sense now.
Like, the literal dying and also in the sexual sense.
COOL!

I HAVE TWITTER NOW.
HAHAHAHA. It is addictive.
Add me and see if I will accept you. :D

I'll give you a clue.
It is made up of two words and the first adjective is a synonym for perfect.
The second word is very boring and it is a synonym for like.

You can try http://thesaurus.reference.com/
It is my favourite website alongside thefreedictionary.com

Hence, you can learn new words and tell your "trophy" gf
"I adore you" because you're my idol.
"I fancy you" because you're so shiny.
"I admire you" because you're awesome.
"I appreciate you" for your actions are truly admirable.

instead of saying ILY every single day when you don't mean it.
And she is like probably awfully sick of you already because she has to play it nice and reciprocate by uttering the same clause.

Now, you can change your clause!

Moreover, You can tell her.
"You are flawless" because you have darn good skin!
"You are immaculate" because you're white like snow.
"You are complete" when you get laid.
(I kid.)

And a lot of other dumb adjectives for no girl will actually
TRUST a guy who says "YOU'RE PERFECT!"

LOL.
I am a high-tech nerd, you see.
I read online dictionaries.

I am laughing at my own posts.
Lolz.

Bye sweets! :D
GYL shall go running now.

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