Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I am thoroughly exhausted and the erratic weather is talking its toll on me. ):

HELP! YiLing needs more sleep, she is a growing child.
LOL.

My thoughts are incoherent. Sheesh.

I shall be absolutely queer and rant my discordant thoughts here.

Behold! My Job Aspirations.
Ta-ta! (These are jokes and the comments are feigned comments are just for entertainment’s sake. I am totally kidding okay.)

1. When I grow up, I wanna be a super mannequin.
No, just a mannequin who that does it for fun!

I will graciously extend to the world a glimpse of my marvellous skeletal system and allow them to inhale the glorious air around me, not requiring them to present me with jewels and gold for the magnificent gift they do not deserve, but the mere submission of their very souls.
LOL. This sounds ridiculous.

No! I personally do not uphold any figure resembling a bare skeleton.
Curvy is good! Everyone should love themselves and strive to be healthy instead because sticks are unattractive.

YAY!!!


ADRIANA LIMA.

SEE, I AM RIGHT. YAY.


-Why is your skirt so short?

Cuz I have a butt.

LOL. Stupid answers that we use all the time, from Sec sch till right now.

2. I will screw your brain. I mess with your simplistic minds (is this correct?) and coerce you to carry out actions against your own will, with you, my dummy, completely unaware of my thoughtfully produced list of theories I have painstakingly memorised to figure your dumb thoughts.

Personally, I feel that they do manipulate beings like you and I, and in fact, are very pleased to do so. However, they do have the knowledge that humans are evil and unkind, amounting to their displeasures in life. Who benefits most now?

Can you guess the occupations? LOL.
I am too lazy to compose another job aspiration.

Shall update later. PI now!

I am paranoid. I printed 2 copies in anticipation that the wind will blow my PI away or that my work will be lost in my jungle of a bag. hahahaha.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Mannequin? Well, you can get a taxidermist to do it postmortem. Haha!

Okay, I just couldn't resist being a smartass again.

Stranger said...

LOL OH WTHFX. :D That is like damn hilarious.

Unknown said...

Oh, don't be so lifeless, it was funny!

Okay, another mannequin pun. A bad one, I admit. And I just had 2 beers.