Tell me it doesn't hurt, you're lying.
YAY! :D

What is pain anyway? It is merely temporal and it fades away along with time.

What is love anyway? Nothing but mindless chemical reactions that take place in your body without your knowledge, intoxicating you with excitement and drawing you deeper and further into a pernicious trap. ooh how I adore this intense description of how meaningless love is.
Nah I am just kidding. I am bored. That is why.

I am stupefied by all the teenage couples that wouldn't last. The way they place their all into their worthless relationships only makes me want to break them up. and I have succeeded too many times. hahahahaha. It really bewilders me how they could demean themselves and act all gaga over some unattractive creature. Maybe that's how 'Love is Blind' came about. LOL.
Seriously, nine out of ten are merely flings. I am also repelled by how easily they proclaim those three typical words. If I said it, I wouldn't even mean it unless you were my dream guy.
I have acquired the knowledge that most parties do it out of obligation. Imagine this scenario.

Dumb-ugly-guy-with-bad-hair-job-and-few-strands-of-hair:
oh baby ME LOVES YOU, my sweetie pie, my liver, my lungs, without you i collapse! you jump, i jump!

Silence

More Silence

Some girl: oh bye

HAHAHAHA wouldn't that be freaking embarrassing?

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That is why we have a second scenario that is usually the option out.

the-same-Dumb-ugly-guy-with-bad-hair-job-and-few-strands-of-hair:

oh baby ME LOVES YOU, my sweetie pie, my liver, my lungs, without you i collapse! you jump, i jump!

Some Girl: yeahhhh, me too.

Easy way out! No, actually now they are trapped.

Typical cheenax freaks me out.

I am off to my own world of indifference.
I am such a predictably unpredictable person. What gives?